Blue Diamond Ventures Inc (BLDV)

[nv gold]

I May Be JOSH ALPER: Here's Why--

I have been a life long failure. I'm often told I'm full of it. Pretty sure
I'm Schizophrenic, back a few years ago I was "Marty Moose" and I think I owned a fun park.In a past life I was Joan of Arc.

I think I'm the CEO of BLDV, an up and coming MJ Company. I'm delusional and I often release Pr's claiming to be a YUPPIE on the Verge of Success. Then I wake up and realize I'm an old "ARFIE" (Aging Rural Failure). I'm cultivating a huge MJ Growing Facility to make my Shareholders Rich. Well maybe not Huge like my facility I thought I owned in Canada, it's a 4 foot by 6 foot greenhouse from the local hardware store for the backyard of my Corporate Headquarters. The 6x10 foot backyard behind my one room Efficiency Condo.

I have Powerful Friends and Business Associates in High Places. Well, mostly they are in Low Places like me and unemployed right now. I have the Authority to walk into a Bakery in Chicago and demand a free veggie muffin. My Shareholders gave about $250 Grand to the owner so I rate a free handout now and then. I"m a real Social Butterfly, I jet to Trade Shows and Conferences around the world.( Have the Tee Shirts to prove it).
I'm on the verge of Mega Millions in Business Revenue through Mergers
and buyouts. I'm just saving up for the cab fare to Midway Airport so I can fly somewhere to close the Multi Million Dollar Deals.
PS- I MAY BE OFF MY MEDS!!!!!