Wednesday, May 22, 2019 4:31:23 PM
What's the world coming to when a porn star can't trust her own sleazebag lawyer?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
Q: Why did God make snakes before lawyers?
A: Practice.
Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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