Jack_Herer Wednesday, 05/22/19 04:31:23 PM Re: Xl175 post# 33659 Post # of 34469 In other news, "Avenatti charged with stealing $300K from Stormy Daniels" What's the world coming to when a porn star can't trust her own sleazebag lawyer? Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: Why did God invent lawyers? A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on. Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life. Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? A: Skeet. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead. Q: Why did God make snakes before lawyers? A: Practice. Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.