The Confessional

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I confess. I need help with my top 10 list.



I know. It's just so ridicous that it keeps making me laugh even though yesterday was #2 on my all time worst disaster days in the market (behind the halt of SSTY). I just keep trying to think what would be the next thing out of his mouth the way he is standing there holding that ciggy.

What do you guys think he is about to say?

I know...let's figure it out together.

Top 10 Things that "Black Pete" probably said right after this picture was taken




10. "Hey, how do you like this jacket that I snagged from the Marriot?"

9. "Do you like my sunglasses? I ordered them out of Oprah's magazine."

8. "Wait a second. For the next shot I will get you my parrot out of the Range Rover."

7. ??