Matt: I request that you repost owd3's deleted, but most excellent, post from the EDIG board responding to I Bash.
Although it may not have met the very stringent requirements of the EDIG board (which are, as everyone knows, ALWAYS enforced with the utmost fairness), it was one of the most entertaining posts I have ever seen on that highly dysfunctional forum.
PLEASE consider allowing owd3 to repost it here in all its original text. Or, since he is currently restricted to 3 posts a day with no ability to post on premium boards, perhaps you would be willing to share his clever and entertaining response to I Bash by posting it here yourself.