The Jailhouse

[I Bash For Cash]

Merciful and forgiving leader, I am paid by my employer whose policy it is to never discuss how they receive payment. I am paid on a per message basis with additional incentives included when the price of our targeted company moves lower. I am merely not intelligent enough to understand more than that and I have learned my lessons with asking questions—as we are frequently beaten with broomsticks should I or any of my peers become too curious. The warm and sympathetic eyes of Abu al-Bahrahrahma look over my family and I and it is he who has blessed me with such a caring, forgiving and compassionate leader such as you! I shall offer you- kind and understanding leader- a local prayer that your goats yield an abundance of milk and wool and that your mud shanty never be stricken by the desert winds : Qul aoozhu bi rubbil falaq; min sharri ma khalaq Wa min sharri ghasiqin Izha waqub Wa min sharri ennaffathati fi el oqad Wa min sharri hasidin izha hasud.
And it has been said!
May the mischief of darkness and the mischief of those who practice Secret Arts be abolished from your domain!

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