Greenshift Corporation (GERS)

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SEC Filing out!

10-K Greenshift Corp

Company liabilities and risks going forward: 1. The moon could crash into Earth. 2. No money 3. Ruptured brain cells from selling cannabis oils* (* described more fully in rev)

Company statement of events

"Weeeeee, we did it! Past few years flew by and man, did we make progress! I'm proud to announce out cannabis oils really work great on sore muscles... I mean, revenue... (driftin off for a bit) did I mention revenue?"

Financials

Debt to domestic banks: $2,000,000 (all numbers are thousands)

Debt to foreign banks: #1,000,000,000,000.00 (all numbers are thousands of blinshores...((blinshores is the national currency of the small country off the coast of Africa called, Si. (((very small country but hungry for investment)))

Debt to Bob Stockowski: (Bob won playing poker against Kevin with company cash...Kevin lost) $45,000,000 (all numbers are actual...Kevin is a lousy poker player)

....

Income: Cannabis related - (to the Federal Government) "We can neither confirm nor deny our company receives monies for such silly things...

All the other boring sources of revenue
2015 Ha
2016 Hee hee
2017 An outright belly blaster laugh
2018 (We can neither confirm or deny...)


All in all, been a bumpy ride. Should be seeing some more action on the partnership with Attis. And, we won't be doing anymore reverse splits as the 'revenue to be announced' have more than covered costs and in fact we'll be announcing a dividend to each shareholder in the coming months.

"You just announced it moron..."

No, I said the dividend to each shar... Oh crap. Right. Okay then. Do I have to file another SEC filing about the announcement announced before the...

"Moron"


(just some fun whiling out the time of GERs something or other)