Predictive Technology Group Inc (PRED)

[Dante Fantasia]

AVAST BARRY:

WHEN READING THIS WHILE COMBING THROUGH THE "WILD-WEST OF IHUB," NOTE I WILL SEND YOU $25 STARBUCKS PREPAID CARD IF YOU POST A QUICK VIDEO ON PRED WHILE WEARING AN EYEPATCH. AND THE BIRD. AND IF YOU HAVE THE CHUTZPAH TO ALSO WEAR A PIRATE-TYPE HAT AS WELL I'LL MAKE IT $30.

WE ALL KNOW YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY. BUT: EVERYONE LIKES FREE STARBUCKS AND YOU CLEARLY NEED SOME CAFFEINE. YOU'RE MAKING VIDS WHILE WEARING YOUR PAJAMAS MATE, AND IT MAKES YOU APPEAR LETHARGIC. YOU SOUND A REAL YENTA WHILE MUMBLING ABOUT 20 TICKERS INCOHERENTLY, THEN ALMOST AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT, BABBLE SOMETHING ABOUT PRED THAT IS UNINTELLIGIBLE. ARE WE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY INTO THAT MISHAGASH?

WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU TO SAIL THE USS PRED TO THE WARM WATERS OF RICHES, BUT TO BE THE CAPTAIN, YOU GOT TO ACT AS ONE. EYEPATCH + BIRD (+ HAT) IS A MUST. TAKE OFF THE PAJAMA BOTTOMS, MIGHT AS WELL BURN THE FEMMIE PINK/YELLOW SHIRTS, AND TOSS ASIDE YOUR BALLCAP, AND INSTEAD, TRY DOING A LITTLE PRED SWASHBUCKLING. MAN UP DON'T MOUSE DOWN. LET YOU INNER PIRATE OUT. BE A BLUEBEARDSTIEN. IF YA GOT A SWORD LAYING AROUND BRING IT TOO. NO WHITE DOG. IF YOUR TALKING PRED AND IT STARTS YAPPING, NO ONE"S GONNA CALL YOUTUBE OVER AN ANNOYING DOG SNUFF FILM; HAVE A FEW SHOTS OF THE OL' MORGAN, TAKE THE SWORD, AND TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. LET'S FACE IT, ANYONE CAN TALK A GOOD GAME OF PRED, BUT HOW MANY CAN SO SO WITH THE AUTHORITY OF YOU, DRESSED TO THE 9's IN FULL UNIFORM?

IT'S TIME BARRY: TAKE THE HELM OR WALK THE PLANK!
*EYEPATCH + BIRD + HAT*