Diversified Oil and Gas Holdings (DVFI)

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could be us?


A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
> hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his
> drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
>
> "Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,"
> the biker says, "I can't stand to see a person cry."
>
> "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
>
> "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
> meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
> car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.

My penny stock released some bad news today and I lost all my retirement.
>
> I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was
> still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I
> came
> to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and
> then-------------------------------------------
>
> you show up and drink the damn poison.
>