Here's one back at cha Teap honey then I am off for the even. Laundry Calls!!!!!
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting
into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually
said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a
woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her.
We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to
take
so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said
"Let's get a pair for each outfit".
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair
of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for
a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think
this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I
don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
"Everyday is a holiday"
AI
