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Breaking News ! 2 Stroke Victims Are Making Remarkable Recovery

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Correction: the 2 patients were misdiagnosed by medical staff! In fact they had a serious case of dandruff, and a single dose of PLX-PAD was administered.

The treatment was well tolerated and patients are now able to lift five pound weights with just one ear. Further improvements are anticipated. The happy patients have begun a petition to institute a new Olympic event.

As for the dandruff, traditional treatment modalities were used with excellent results.

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