Data Call Technologies (DCLT)

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Diss is DaSemiAnnualBigShow for the Data Cult. Expect the usual HUUUUGE NOOS to come from it.

Stay tuned for streaming ticker noos about:

what types of pizza ReclinerTimmy consumes at DaBigShow


how many malt liquor 40 ouncers ReclinerTimmy can down before fighting with the cops (initial DCLT suite mini-bar shown below - should last a couple hours maybe)


what color recliner will the DCLT suite have


daily maid service cleanup of the Data Cult hotel suite


how long will the complimentary pizza at the DCLT booth last this year before the CEO finishes it - 2 minutes? 5 minutes? or will it be a new DCLT record of taking more than 7 minutes and 17 seconds for ReclinerTimmy to polish off the booth pizza intended for anybuddy bored enough to stop by? (shown is the 2018 booth pizza box 6 minutes and 21 seconds after the show began)


which Nye county brothels will the CEO frequent this trip (a shareholder-victim-borne binniss entertainment expense, ya know)?


can ReclinerTimmy maintain his grueling pre-planned schedule for the entire three-day Big Show? (in this case, 'golf' means watching it on TV)


and finally, we will see the fruits of these semiannual Big Shows once again, as ReclinerTimmy accomplishes the realistic goals he set for the Data Call 'team'


and the order book will be updated


oh well, there is still faint hope that a post-show print ad in the trade journal will boost DCLT awareness