Data Call Technologies (DCLT)

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Is Las Vegas ready for the supercharged, highly caffeinated, uber-energy power Data Cult executive team to land?

Do they have a tarmac parking space to tie down the Data Cult G650ER executive jet?

No, but the Las Vegas poleece and Clark County Sheriff have made suitable arrangements by adding a recliner to the drunk tank and switching the TV to The Golf Channel.



The swanky hotel-casino that DCLT shareholder-victims will be paying for has a luxury high-floor suite all outfitted for the Data Cult Cargo Crew (DCLT is a 'cargo cult'). The maid service has even left two brand new deodorant bars for the Data Cult power team.



And the LV pizza joynt closest to the jail is already working on a special for ReclinerTimmy and his fellow drunk tankmates to chow down on while The Golf Channel plays.