Sigma Labs Inc (SASI)

[Herringaid]

I have a better joke, coutesy of the late, great Super Dave Osborne.

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender. He sees a monkey behind the bar and a sign over its cage that reads "Don't ask me about the monkey."

The guy asks the bartender about the monkey. The bartender ignores him. Several drinks later the guy asks again. Begrudgingly the bartender opens the monkey's cage, smacks it over the head with a baseball bat and the monkey proceeds to pull down the bartender's pants and <censored>.

Afterwards the bartender asks the guy if he wants to try. The guy responds "sure, just don't hit me over the head so hard."

Regards,
Murray Winklebottom