Ameritrade (fka AMTD)

[mokew]

Recently, when a Panel of Doctors at a hospital was asked to vote on
adding a new wing, this is what happened: .
The allergists voted to scratch it.
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The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
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The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
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The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
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The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
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The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
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The pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
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The pediatricians said, "Grow up."
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The proctologists said, "We are in arrears."
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The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
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The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
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The radiologists could see right through it.
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The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
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The plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

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The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
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The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
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The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
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And the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
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The HMOs killed it anyway