What is the difference between a dead bird

[Wayne R]

One evening, bubba and I are at the town telephone booth calling, I don't remember who.

Bubba would take pennies into his father's workshop and grind then to the size of dimes so that we could use the payphone for less.

Anyway, we finished calling whoever it was and were just hanging out.

Across the street was a bar, yes, difficult to imagine that there was a bar in a town of 200, but it is true

And some knucklehead comes stagering out of the bar, crosses the street to where we are,and is rambling on about nothing. Then he looks at bubba and says "your name must be darryl, all fat kids are called darryl"

and he staggerd off to his car

bubba was pissed, yes he was a bit heavy, but this guy was an asshole.

I told bubba to give me one of his penny-dimes and called the cops. Told them that there was a very drunk guy in a chevy impala heading west and I was worried for his safety and the safety of others on the road.

No idea if he got stopped or not, about 15 miles from the police station to his last known whereabouts