What is the difference between a dead bird

[Wayne R]

My new best friend and I decided to go fishing, at "Jack's pond"

Looking back, I can't imagine what we hoped to catch in a pond, but it was a nice day, and why not, who cares if we catch anything at all.

Bubba, my friend, caught something. Something big.

Took him 10 mins to reel it in.

A snapping turtle.

Bubba had no way to recuperate his hook from the turtle, so he found a stick and proceeded to beat the crap out of the turtle until it was dead.

I never went fishing with him again at Jack's pond