what's for MJ penny stock breakfast
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and SCAM; egg bacon and SCAM; egg bacon sausage and SCAM; SCAM bacon sausage and SCAM; SCAM egg SCAM SCAM bacon and SCAM; SCAM sausage SCAM SCAM bacon SCAM tomato and SCAM;
Vikings (starting to chant): SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM...
Waitress: ...SCAM SCAM SCAM egg and SCAM; SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM baked beans SCAM SCAM SCAM...
Vikings (singing): SCAM! Lovely SCAM! Lovely SCAM!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and SCAM.
Wife: Have you got anything without SCAM?
Waitress: Well, there's SCAM egg sausage and SCAM, that's not got much SCAM in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY SCAM!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon SCAM and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got SCAM in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much SCAM in it as SCAM egg sausage and SCAM, has it?
Vikings: SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon SCAM and sausage without the SCAM then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like SCAM!
Vikings: Lovely SCAM! Wonderful SCAM!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely SCAM! Wonderful SCAM!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon SCAM and sausage without the SCAM.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like SCAM!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your SCAM. I love it. I'm having SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM beaked beans SCAM SCAM SCAM and SCAM!
Vikings (singing): SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM. Lovely SCAM! Wonderful SCAM!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her SCAM instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM. Lovely SCAM! Wonderful SCAM! SCAM spa-a-a-a-a-am SCAM spa-a-a-a-a-am SCAM. Lovely SCAM! Lovely SCAM! Lovely SCAM! Lovely SCAM! Lovely SCAM! SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM!
