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Will Rogers' comedian jokes -

"Saw in the paper where four innocent people were shot in
New York City in one day. That's amazing.

It's hard to find four innocent people in New York City."

"A politician is just like a pickpocket; it's nearly impossible to get one to reform."

"When you are worried you know what you are worried about, but when
you are "confused" it's when you don't know enough about a thing to be worried"

"We're all ignorant, only on different subjects."

"More people should work for their dinner instead of dressin' for it"