Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Ring Ring
Pilot: Hello?
Hijacker Spokesperson: Hello Captain Pilot. Is your caller ID working properly?
Pilot: Yes, I know you as the Hijackers High Council chief spokesman... and from the Seinfeld Show.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Are you aware Netanyahu is in neighboring Chad to sell Chadian President Idriss Deby Israeli weapons? Click here.
Pilot: Yes.
Hijacker Spokesperson: If we were to pay you a handsome sum of money could you fly Bibi into the new country of South DRC tomorrow in a bush plane?
Pilot: I could fly an elephant through the eye of a needle with one hand tied behind my back.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Good, please send to me your bank account number for the immediate wire transfer.
Pilot: Who is playing Bibi in the upcoming Netflix made-for-TV movie?
Hijacker Spokesperson: Gerard Butler.

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