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Monday, 01/21/2019 10:05:36 AM

Monday, January 21, 2019 10:05:36 AM

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Ring_Ring (Voila, just_make two_new_countries. North_DRC and South_DRC)
Joey: Hello, this is Your Highness, Joey. To whom am I speaking to?
Carter Pewterschmidt: Your Highness, This is Carter Pewterschmidt from Netflix. We spoke yesterday about giving the Your Highness Joey part to that chap from SNL.
Joey: Yes, yes. So wassup?
Carter Pewterschmidt: Well the New Netflix Your Highness Joey (ie Keenan) has decided he wants to divide the DRC into two new countries. The New Netflix Your Highness Joey wants to construct a new border starting equidistant along the DRC seashore at the Atlantic Ocean and continue that new border eastward until it intersects the city of Goma. All the land north of the new divisional border (to be named the Mason-Dixon border) would be renamed North DRC and given to President Kabila/Tshisekedi to govern and all the land south of the divisional line would be renamed South DRC and given to President Martin Fayulu to govern. This TV-series conclusion is testing best on our pre-production TV marketing studies and is the only workable/practical ending for our Made-for-TV movie where (I will remind you) we are still paying you a huge 7 figures salary for your consulting work.
Joey: With that ending... we would be the first country who has its election outcome dictated by Netflix!
Carter Pewterschmidt: Yes you would indeed be the first of many sheethole countries to come to "enjoy" a Reality-TV election finale. But you will recall this form of reality-TV is not that unusual... do you remember the TV-series Homeland over at HBO?
Joey: Oh this is really too much to humanly absorb thsi early in the morning. I have a huge headache now... I need some water and a hooker or two again.

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