Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

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Hijacker Spokesperson: Hello, this is DRC Hijacker's Emporium the main headquarters... please follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. What can I do for you?
Joey: Let me talk to the agent code-named Dan.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Hold for a moment please whilst I patch you through to the agent.
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Hijacker Spokesperson: Hello.
Joey: Ah yes my good man... a minor problem has popped in the African Union Assembly meeting... chambers... anterooms... errr, backrooms, and I am in need of just one of the 5 padlocked strongboxes full of cash, gold, hand-carved cobalt voodoo/porno dolls and blood diamonds you mistakenly claim I was trying to smuggle out of the country on election vote counting announcement night which obviously was just a misunderstanding on my part. It seems I have some written IOUs on paper within this distinguished group of fine gentlemen which require immediate conversation into cash, gold or diamonds. Could you please ask the Hijackers High Council to perhaps let me have just one teensy weensy little bitty strongbox from the five you are holding?
Hijacker Spokesperson: Nope.
Joey: Maybe half of one strongbox to get me through the weekend?
Hijacker Spokesperson: No can do.
Joey: First, are the USA-made/Israeli-modified Hellfire drones still flying over the palace and the airport? And second, is Netflix getting most of this on film for the Made-for-TV movie?
Hijacker Spokesperson: Yup, and yup.
Joey: Ooooo this is so not going the way I had planned.

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