PAO Group Inc (PAOG)

[Oh The Wise Guy]

Gentleman, stay in your seats and keep your seat belts fasten. After lift off, we reached altitude of .oo76 and our main engine miss fired. At this time we experience difficulty to stay in flight, don't panic! Our best team of technicians are currently diligently working on a problem and
it should be fixed any time now. Relax, enjoy the gliding, close all the shutters on the windows and if we don't crash, we'll be on our way to final destination The Moon! PAO PAO PAO
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