Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Ring Ring
Matadi Port Dock Master: Hello, this is the Dock Master at His Majesty's seaport of Matadi, what can I do for you?
Joey: This is Your Highness Joey.
Matadi Port Dock Master: Yes, Your Highness... I heard about your 20 Catholic priests notarized voting poles results baptism on the radio since the Internet & YouTube is still shut down here at the port. Can you sit down in a normal chair yet?
Joey: Forget about that stupid baptism. I need to know something. Let's say hypothetically that if those SADC ding dongs in Addis Ababa vote on Thursday to shut down (ie blockade) all freight export shipments going out over their land from the DRC... then how long would it take me to physically ship one year's worth of GNP products including all the mined ore out of your seaport by oceanic freight ships?
Matadi Port Dock Master: Oh that is easy to answer Your Highness Joey since the local Chamber of Commerce made that calculation just before the election. If you want to keep allowing oceanic imports (including foodstuffs & motor vehicles) then it would take 4-5 years to ship out by boat one year of DRC GNP previously sent out overland by trucks/Chinese-coolies/buses/trains through neighboring countries.
Joey: Omif**kinggod... this gets worst by the hour.
Matadi Port Dock Master: Can I help you any more Your Highness Joey?
Joey: No, that's all I needed for now. Goodbye.

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