Ring Ring (Netflix calling)
Ring Ring
Joey: Hello, this is Your Highness, Joey. To whom or is it who am I speaking to?
Netflix: Your Highness, This is Carter Pewterschmidt from Netflix. We have been following your harrowing, totally engrossing story live online since the election in December. This story is completely enthralling and hypnotic to watch. We are seeing an incredible 95% Likes on Facebook and in our Netflix market watch studies we're seeing our members definitely want more viewer content.
Joey: Well the story is not over yet.
Netflix: Yes, we know... but "for closure" if that is what you anxiously really want, then you could sneak off into one the royal palace's torture chambers later this week unbeknownst to anyone and jigger that device around inside your body a little blowing your head off for a great premium-channel high-dollar value must-watch climax to the dark chapter of your terrible reign... but that is just a suggestion, there are of course several other endings you could profit off of also.
Joey: How so profit?
Netflix: Well, we at Netflix are willing to pay for the movie rights to this unfolding story. We are also prepared to pay you a generous 7 figures to act in the made-for-TV movie?
Joey: Wow, I could play the wise strong handsome Royal Highness Joey!
Netflix: Oh, tsk tsk, that is not possible.
Joey: Why?
Netflix: Well the Dick Gregory impersonator already has a lock on that role for the movie. Plus, if the stent device does blow then we need to take the royal head off the royal body in the movie for proper true-to-life cinematic effect... if you catch my drift.
Joey: Who would I play then?
Netflix: You could play the rousing come-from-behind underdog everyone is cheering for... Martin Fayulu.
Joey: Would I still get a 7 figures paycheck for my acting role?
Netflix: Of course yes, by all means.
Joey: Could I get a cash advance from you guys this week on my paycheck? I'm a little short on walking-around pocket cash just now.
Netflix: Yes indeed. You just need to sign on the dotted line first prior the cash advance.
Joey: Bring the contract over to the Royal Palace and let me look it over, and bring the cash advance with you... NO CHECKS.
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