Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

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Hijacker Spokesperson: Hello, this is DRC Hijacker's Emporium the main headquarters... please follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. What can I do for you?
Joey: Let me talk to agent code-named Dan one more time.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Hold for a moment please.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Hello.
Joey: You are going to the meeting in Addis Ababa Ethiopia on Thursday... aren't you?
Hijacker Spokesperson: I must go for the good of the country.
Joey: Why?
Hijacker Spokesperson: To make sure everyone important inside the private meeting chamber knows for sure there is indeed a real easily-accessible hardcopy (if needed for their purveyance should things go badly south) of the file folder entitled Joey/Entourage's PECUNIARY AFFAIRS from the pink-colored with powder-blue polka-dots padlocked strongbox you tried to smuggle out on election vote counting night. Plus I am going to give out a few of your hand-carved cobalt voodoo/porno dolls as gag gifts for laughs to some of my old buddies there. I will knock them off the inventory list for the five padlocked storage boxes the hijackers took from your escape plane so you will get a fair credit on the upcoming Exchange Day.
Joey: Well that's very white of you... thanks.
Hijacker Spokesperson: And if by chance you are thinking about having that device removed from your chubby carcass while I am gone... don't even think twice about it. It is booby trapped and the palace spies will call the Hijacker High Council if they see you anywhere near a surgeon. The Hijacker High Council only needs to push a little red button on the remote from anywhere on this planet... and you will hear just a little pop sound and it will be nighty night in 10 seconds.
Joey: Have a good trip.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Thanks, I will.

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