Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Ring Ring
Joey: Hello, this is Your Highness, Joey.
Whom or is it who am I speaking to?
Hijacker Spokesperson: It's me. Bibi says you want to talk. So talk.
Joey: Did you give the pink-colored with powder-blue polka-dots padlocked strongbox labelled Joey/Entourage's PECUNIARY AFFAIRS to Martin?
Hijacker Spokesperson: Yes.
Joey: What did he do?
Hijacker Spokesperson: He went out to get a new 3-piece silk suit with a matching fabric Dashiki to be specially made by hand for his upcoming Presidential inauguration. When he gets back from the tailor's office he is next going to a downtrodden village nearby to teach the kids to read & write for two hours then help dig a new well for the villagers to have fresh drinking water before going to bed for the night.
Joey: Well Martin is certainly going to need a good manicure after all that hard work I would imagine, but enough chit chat about Martin. In regards to your Comedian Dick Gregory paid impersonator to pretend he is me... is that bank-password-resetting penis sewing deal off the table?
Hijacker Spokesperson: I suppose we could still do it.
Joey: Well if I agree to split the loot 30% for me, 69% for return to the DRC Treasury and 1% for the Hijackers (as a handling fee) could we still do it if I get to choose the new replacement penis you guys will sew back on to me?
Hijacker Spokesperson: Yeah, we can probably work that out.
Joey: Well I was in the gym working out with Shadary a few weeks ago and this guy has a huge gorgeous trombone size twanger. I want his manhood sewn back on me after the transplant to your impersonator guy.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Then what do we sew onto Shadary after taking his twanger off?
Joey: Just bring an extra one from Israel on ice for him.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Ooooo that would be too cruel. You wouldn't want to do that to your worst enemy.
Joey: Yeah, maybe you are right. Since I don't dare leave the palace I will send one of my men out to one of the outlying villages tonight and find a replacement penis for Shadary.
Hijacker Spokesperson: I will check with the hospital in Tel Aviv and see what the schedule is for our top 3 best plastic surgeons.
Joey: Good, call me when you know what's possible.