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AOC was on a plane flying to D.C. She was seated in coach and noticed there was an open seat in first class so she went and sat in it. The flight attendant walks up to her.

Flight attendant: I'm sorry but you paid for a coach seat and can't be seated here.

AOC: I deserve to be seated here because I am a beautiful, socialist liberal U.S. Congresswoman flying to D.C.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry but you have to go back to coach.

AOC: Then let me talk to someone higher.

The co-pilot comes in.

Co-pilot: I'm sorry but you paid for a coach seat and can't be seated here.

AOC: I deserve to be seated here because I am a beautiful, socialist liberal U.S. Congresswoman flying to D.C.



Co-Pilot: I'm sorry but you have to go back to coach.

AOC: Then I want to talk to someone higher.

The co-pilot goes back in the cabin and tells the pilot what happened. The pilot told him he would handle it and not to worry because his wife was a beautiful, socialist liberal as well so he knows how to deal with them. The pilot goes back and whispers something in AOC's ear and she gets up and goes back to coach and the pilot goes back to the cabin.



Co-pilot: What did you say to her?



Pilot: I told her first class doesn't fly to D.C.