Ring Ring
Pilot: Hello?
Joey: Hello Captain Pilot... this is Joey.
Pilot: Yes Your Highness. The deadline for your answers to the Hijackers has passed. What did you tell them?
Joey: I told them my hand and penis are a team and can't be separated... they love each other. As far as swapping the pink-colored with powder-blue polka-dots padlocked strongbox labelled Joey/Entourage's PECUNIARY AFFAIRS in exchange for me giving the true unadulterated election results to the Supreme Court and Martin I am going to take my chances and refuse to...
Hijacker Spokesperson: click click... (hack break-in to the telephone call) Joey, Joey, Joey... are you 100% sure you want to go down this road?
Joey: My people love me, they will not question me on the phony election results or the pecuniary money I and my entourage took in bribes/kick-backs.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Tsk, tsk... oooooo Joey... you're delusional and you're going to regret this decision within a week.
Joey: No I won't... Nyah, nyah nyah. My mercenary judges/government people will keep working much like all the work-for-no-pay TSA agents in the USA will keep doing for Trump even though they too aren't getting paid off... errrr, paid I mean.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Yeah riggghhht. OK Joey, say goodbye to all your hijacked padlocked strongboxes, and do be careful every time from today on when you shake a new hand or insert your penis in a new orifice... who knows, it could be the last time you see either of those appendages until perhaps one of them re-surfaces in the Cayman Islands on the glass of a penis-password scanner.
Click bzzzzzzzz
Pilot: Your Highness, am I off the payroll now?
Joey: Yes Captain Pilot, you are off the payroll... until I can figure out a way to find some quick operating cash to tide us over and pay off these new parasites wanting more under-the-table payoffs.
Click
