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Thursday, January 10, 2019 2:43:41 PM
Pilot: Hello?
Joey: Hello Captain Pilot... this is Joey.
Pilot: Yes Your Highness, what day is it?
Joey: It's late Thursday. Where are you?
Pilot: I am in a toilet stall in the bar at the airport I think.
Joey: What happened to you?
Pilot: I went to fill up the escape airplane again last night as you ordered me to do, I went into the bar for a small drink and I ran into the messenger girl from Felix's campaign headquarters. She said Shadary is going to be selected as Minister of Housing as a consolation prize (ala HUD Secretary Ben Carson in the USA). Then she told me she had a note from you that read I should just fill up the plane and sit tight for a few hours.
Joey: Then what happened?
Pilot: Well Your Highness, I went out and washed the Ebola cooties off your plane and then returned to the airport bar to have a quickie drink with the very attractive sexy lady messenger. To my surprise within 15 minutes we were kissing.
Joey: and... and what transpired next.
Pilot: We were getting romantic and then we snuck into the toilet room to do the "wild thing"... and I, I, I passed out.
Joey: Passed out?
Pilot: Yes Your Highness. See must have slipped me a Ruffie.
Joey: Holy Smokes! Where is the escape plane and the padlocked strong boxes?
Pilot: Ohhhh noooo, I am looking out the window now at the runway. Your escape plane is gone.
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