A little light humour at the expense of us Brits!!
Christine x
Proud to be British ??
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> One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what
>it
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> means to be British?" Some of the emails are hilarious but this is
>one from
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> a chap in Switzerland...
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> Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
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> Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
>Turkish
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> kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American TV
>shows
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> on a Japanese TV.
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> And the most British thing of all?
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> Suspicion of anything foreign.
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> Oh and
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> Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
>ambulance.
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> Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way
>to the
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> back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
>buy
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> cigarettes at the front.
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> Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
>fries, and a
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> DIET coke.
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> Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens
>to the
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> counters.
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> Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
>drive
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> and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
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> Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
>then
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> have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
>want to
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> talk to in the first place.
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> Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
>skating
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> rink.
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> NOT TO MENTION...
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> 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
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> 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
>shirts.
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> 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
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> screwdrivers.
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> 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
>the
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> fairy lights were plugged in.
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> 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
>decorations
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> were chocolate.
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> British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
>pulling
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> accidents.
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> 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled
>out of
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> the soles of their feet.
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> 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
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> cigarette in their mouth.
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> A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
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> opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
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> 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control
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> Scalextric cars.
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> and finally.........
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> In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
>toilet.
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> Proud to be British???