Those Jumbo Shrimp you claim that he tows around (in his front pocket of course) to those BIG Parties is quite impressive. Wow, even my wife eyes would open wide, and she might even gasp when such a little man such as Solly all of a sudden out of nowhere pulls out his JUMBO Shrimp! Every woman in the room, along with the Gay Guys would be in total Awe, Amazement and Disbelief as their tongues would just flat drop out of their mouths, and their hormones would hit the sky as the lust for such a Juicy Jumbo would take over. Heck, I had to tell her to hold her horses, as those JUMBO's could well be right out of the freezer aisle of the local Costco? So now Fwb, Solly might just have made a stop there before he made his grand enterance... So maybe you should check there to see if Sollly's even a member? Or is he pulling a fast one on them too? Rumor has it there's been a Major Jumbo Shrimp Shortage of late as this is now Party Season... So may as well check to see if BJ's too has Blown their Load on their heavy Jumbo's Supply as I heard there was a mass pile up and hysteria when shoppers were told the Jumbos had left the building. As we well know Solly's no fool, although he's a very little and timid man, he gets a kick out of and enjoys the feeling of carrying such a Big Jumbo Load. Problem is his load is also of Stolen Money...but that along with the Jumbo Shrimp Fascinates and Impresses the ill informed hormone driven crowd. A rumor has been going around he even allowed a few fanatics to feed off off his Jumbo's in Public. Although it didn't last long the Jumbo Flesh Eaters quickly dispersed and he put what was left of his load back in his pants as authorities heard odd sounds and came around a corner to see what was all the commotion. Although there's no Winner, Winner Fish Dinner Yet ... We're all awaiting our Fearless Leader with baited breath to produce that dividend as we will celebrate and praise him for his excellence and honor... Or we may have him strung up like a little scared chicken and fileted for his Heinous Crimes. At the moment the Jury is still Out.. it's literally Do or Die... will we bestow honor on the Savage One, or slay him at a Mock Sino-Malaysian Shindig on Hawaii? Will it be held at the Grand Hilton, or at the Volcano's edge where he'll be sintered alive?
