Best of Luck to building that EU army......
“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion. You just leave a lot of useless noisy baggage behind.”
— Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.”
— General George S. Patton
“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure”
— Jacques Chirac, President of France
“As far as France is concerned, you’re right.”
— Rush Limbaugh,
“The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.”
— Regis Philbin
“The last time the French asked for ‘more proof’ it came marching into Paris under a German flag.”
— David Letterman
“I don’t know why people are surprised that France won’t help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of France!”
— Jay Leno
“Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordian”
— Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense
“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”
— Dennis Miller
“French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week and not a minute too soon: the French are acting as advisers to the remaining Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly.”
— Jay Leno
“They’ve taken their own precautions against al-Qa’ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.”
— Argus Hamilton
“What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than against the Nazis?”
— Dennis Miller
“After what they say was an exhaustive investigation, the Defense Minister of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in hiding in Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be dead. Hey, France, thanks a lot. We’ll take it from here. Hard to believe they were invaded twice.”
— Jay Leno
“A bank would never get away with what the Department of Education is doing.”
Sheila Bair
