Rufus Paul Elected New Chief Executive Officer
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Conversion Solutions Holdings Corp Updates Shareholders
Thursday November 2, 5:30 am PT
Concurrent Events
HEE-HAW, Ga., Nov. 2 /PurlGurl Lastcall/ -- Conversion Solutions
Holdings Corp (OTC Bulletin Board: SCAM - News), an Unaware
Corporation announces the following current events have taken
place, this beautiful Georgia peach of a morning.
On November 1, 2006, Conversion Solutions Holdings Corp Board of
Directors has voted and agreed to remove Mr. Rufus Paul Harris
as Chief Executive Officer.
Subsequently, On November 1, 2006, Conversion Solutions Holdings
Corp Board of Directors has voted and agreed to subsequently
install Mr. Rufus Paul as Chief Executive Officer. A board of
director spokesperson, Michael Alexander, while filling his
Peterbilt tractor's diesel tank before continuing on to deliver
his trailer load of pastured old sway back nag mares to be sold
as valuable thoroughbred race horses, said to this reporter,
"Conversion Solutions decided to buy a roll of duct tape and
a black Magic Marker to cover and effectively remove the
name of Harris from all doors, desk nameplates, letterhead,
cheap ink pens and men's bathroom stall wall scribblings. This
is an economical move and a protective move for all our good
shareholders. 'Harris' is removed and our new Chief Executive
Officer, Mr. Rufus Paul is now in charge."
Discussing this strategic move with U. Ben Took of the SEC,
Mr. Took comments, "The SEC welcomes the removal of the
name Harris. Our only goal was to have Harris removed from
the record as CEO. With the name of Harris removed and this
Rufus Paul as newly elected CEO, the SEC no longer has any
reason to pursue civil litigation. We will request dismissal."
Rumors out in the market place indicate CSHD, upon expiration
of suspension, will open at $15.00 per share and trade briskly.
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