NanoTech Entertainment Inc (NTEK)

[shajandr]

Can't wait for that always-informative CONference call.

A preview:

1. The $21 million will be just daze away.

2. Several $5 million backups are only minutes away.

3. None of the non-Foley faux BOD members (who are nott listed on the NVSOS list of officers and directors, BTW) will speak.

4. UltraFux0red 3.0 will be a few weeks away.

5. Announcement of a new option with a 'major studio' from southeast Ohio to add Aunt Polly's Hernia Repair II and The Fascinating Life of the Common Garden Slug.

6. Addition of a new channel - the "Eastgate Boulevard and Alcholtz Road Channel" - live-streaming traffic from the main intersection next to the Sonic Burger that BIG Bennie is Assistant Shift Manager at.

7. A plea for shareholder-victims to buy some fresh debt notes from NTEK.

8. All questions about NTGL will be ignored or answered with 'you need to contact the new management about that' - even though there is no new management.

9. Announcement of monthly shareholder letters.

10. Revelation of a cash dividend if Black Friday and this Holiday Season perform as well as NTEK anticipates.

11. Revelation of 'new leads' on locating the missing 60,000 NP-1 MOJOs that were 'misplaced' after shipping into the retail channel. Management has placed several calls to UPS to inquire about locating these missing units.

12. Update on the sales training of Best Buy sales associates.

13. Memorandum of Understanding with Sears to add UF to all coin-operated restroom stall 4K video in new Sears stores in Rhode Island as a trial program for a planned nationwide rollout in bathroom stalls in all new Sears stores.

14. New deal with Akyumen.

15. Announcement of the failure to pass of a vote on shareholder proposal to switch UF focus from live-streaming to live-screaming future shareholder non-meetings.