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Friday, 11/02/2018 3:22:59 PM

Friday, November 02, 2018 3:22:59 PM

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Let_us_travel into_the Future_to December_1_to the G20_Argentina Xi/Doonie_dinner
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/11/02/donald-trump-xi-jinping-meeting-956696

Xi: Doonie you con man, you are now almost completely ball-less with the Democrats controlling the House and the Senate and most of the state legislatures. I am surprised you even dared leave your protecting lawyers (like that complete ask hole Rudy Giuliani) in America to come here to Argentina.
Doonie: Look Xi, we have had some unforeseen problems back home popping up with this Robert Mueller report and I have been thinking it might be time to move south for my health. As you know many Fascists and Nazis moved to South America after WWII and their health improved dramatically, they lost weight, their hair/beards started growing again and none of their fingernails were pulled out with pliers.
Xi: So what can I do for you Doonie?
Doonie: Well, it is clear you are taking over in Chile and I like Chile. These are my kind of people.. I like these white people who stayed "pure" that is. So do you think you could get a Chilean passport for me if I move here and grow a beard, dye my hair and lose some weight?
Xi: That is possible, but you would need to have an honest job in Chile and promise to never run another con/scam job here.
Doonie: I can do that. I would like to be a salesman selling lithium to the multi-billion dollar Military Industrial Complex/Empire in the USA.
Xi: Well I think that can be arranged, but you will have to promise to take 3 showers to wash that stink off of you when you come to my new villa in Santiago to give me your monthly "business report"... wink wink, if you know what I mean.
Doonie: Yes Your Highness. I will wash up real good before I step one foot in your new Villa. I will change my evil ways for you.
Xi: Good, let us celebrate our new deal with some fresh imported Chilean Salmon pate on these wonderful corn chips from Maricunga.

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