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Christine x
> Choosing a wife
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> A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble
>choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of
>$5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
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> The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy
>beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits
>and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
>this
>to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.
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> The man was impressed.
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> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets
>him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
>expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
>spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
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> Again, the man is impressed.
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> The third invests the money in the stock market. She
>earns
>several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
>remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
>their
>future because
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> she loves him so much.
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> Obviously, the man was impressed.
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> The man thought for a long time about what each woman
>had
>done with the money he'd given her.
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> Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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> Men are like that, you know.
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