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Tuesday, 10/31/2006 9:30:22 PM

Tuesday, October 31, 2006 9:30:22 PM

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driver is stuck in a traffic jam on a Los Angeles freeway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks: "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Mel Gibson. They're asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon".

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