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Re: DrContango post# 373168

Saturday, 10/20/2018 4:19:04 PM

Saturday, October 20, 2018 4:19:04 PM

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Hay Sheriff Contango,

We gots a new judge in town. And his reputation is that he's a hangin' (and hung) judge who's a come ~OUTT Wess from DaUpperMidwess to clean up this filthy scam and the buncha ~OUTTlaws and marauders in this here territory.

So y'all be my Reuben J. "Rooster" Contango and I'll be yer Judge Parker with Bailiff Zorax, and we can clean up this heyra town ... errr ... board and give the peeps a nice hangin' show once them gallows is finished. I unnerstan that them wooden gallows can *squeak* when DaPrizzinahs walk onto the platform trapdoors. We'll see.

Now I muss flit to Dirty Bob's saloon fer lunch and possibly a few shots of snake bite medicine. Gotta rest up, cuz Monday I gots a full, hard day of condemning crimnoles to hangin' for heinous crimes like jaywalking, missin' DaSpittoon when spittin', and bad-tawkin' to a horse.

Happy ta be werkin' wiff ya in this territory.

Hangin' Judge Shaj