Dear Anonymous,
I was sorry to read that some of our articles did not meet up to your expectations.
As you know, this was our first issue and we are still in the process of refining our focus. We will try to cover topics which will appeal to the wide-range of alcoholics posting here.
For example, our article titled, "All Hail the Liquor Cabinet" may not be well-received by wino's or binge-drinkers.
But, our drunken Fairy-Tale titled, "Amstel and Gretel", I'm sure will be a hit amongst the beer-belly set.
As a matter of fact, we are doing a sequel to that "Vomiting" article titled, "The Art of Staggering".
Sir, we cannot be everything to everyone, but we will certainly try to improve the level of bathroom-reading, since our subscribers spend so much time with their head in the toilet-bowl.
Thanks for your valued input.
Drunkard Editor
