Saw Bill Gates there have share this: Too funny
Enjoy to lighten up our moods....;o} Things could be worse..
HEAVEN and HELL
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being
sized up by God...
Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether
to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped
society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet
you
created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never
done
before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!
Bill replied, Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?
God said, I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will
help
you make a decision.
Fine, but where should I go first? God said, I'm going to leave that
up
to you.
Bill said, OK, then, let's try Hell first. So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were
thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water,
laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature
was
perfect. Bill was very pleased. This is great! he told God, If this is
Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!
Fine, said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the
clouds,
with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but
not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. Hmm, I think
I prefer Hell, he told God. Fine, retorted God, as you desire. So Bill
Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill
shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.
He was being burned and tortured by demons.
How's everything going, Bill? God asked. Bill responded, his voice full
of anguish and disappointment, This is awful, this is not what I
expected.
I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with
the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?
God says, That was the screen saver.
Adjö
Adjö
