INVEST IN MY NEW COMPANY.
Right now, we own all of Microsoft and Google's outstanding shares and we'll be doing a reverse merger announced in the coming days with a public company. I know what you're thinking, how does your company own all of the Microsoft and Google shares. Well we just do. It's been loaded in the Euroclear system under the following code 0823471545784589374. Ask your broker to look it up. When we halt and reset after filing the 10K, our shares will be worth 1,500 bucks. Right now, we calculate the book value to be 750 bucks, so we'll be trading 2 times book value, which, if anyone tells you different, they're lying to you. So then what we're fixing to do after that is have a selected market maker come in a suck up all the shares you guys dump at 1,500 bucks and then we'll go forth with our plans to colonize Mars. We'd do the moon, but some clown named Rufus has already claimed it as their own. If you have any questions, please contact me CFO, but not before noon because he goes on some wicked cocaine benders every night. I'll be relaying my messages via selected posters on HSM. Once we conlonize Mars, we will buy Earth and then the rest of the solar system in alphabetical order.
