We're taking this week off to attend to some necessary chores. Nothing's wrong, but there's just way too much to do. Besides, thanks to idiots like Cory Booker, the news is already pretty hilarious without our needing to add anything to it!
As always, the comment section will be open and we'll jump in if we get the chance. See you here on Monday the 17th!
BONUS!
We don't normally publish material from other sources, but this was just way too funny not to share. Brilliant!
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