Fannie Mae-No Politics (FNMA)

[imtheshadow]

You are driving down the road when you see a sign that says "Fannie Mae's House of Pleasure, 10 Miles on the Right". Hmmm, you think, I work hard and deserve to check out some of the best "assets" around. Soon you see another sign that says only 5 miles to go, then 1, then you arrive. You are so excited, you bolt into the house where you meet Fannie Mae. "Hey there big fella, ready to have some fun? We've been conserving our world class assets just for you". You plunk down your money and then you're blinded folded - Fannie tells you the element of surprise really does the "trick". Fannie leads you through a door and tells you to remove the blindfold when you hear the door close behind you. Click. You are so juiced you can barely untie the blindfold - but when you do, you realize you're standing outside in front of a big sign that says "Congratulations! You've Just Been Screwed by Fannie Mae!!" ...