hahahahaha
I was Straight Edge as a teenager (no drinking, no drugs, no casual sex for life)...then I started drinking a little after my little brother pressured me into it at a party. Then a girl I was messing around with informed me on Christmas Eve that her "ex" proposed and she said yes...I sat down in the car with my brother who was smoking a joint and told him to quit hogging it. He's like, "Are you for real????"
So I smoked with him that night...didn't notice much. Coughed a lot and time felt really slow. Might have been a tad giggly but nothing out of the ordinary.
So my bday rolled around and my cousin who's a HUGE pothead sent me a care package from the dispensary she worked at in California...3 brownies and a note which read, "Josh...only eat half a brownie. If you don't notice anything, wait 24 hours and try a whole brownie. DO NOT EAT MORE THAN HALF A BROWNIE FIRST."
So I was having a rough night and decided to go to the bar and eat half a brownie...about 4 hours later after I had gone home, it hit me. I stumbled around the house and my roommate said I came in to the living room telling him I couldn't find my bedroom. Then I grabbed Pink Floyd The Wall (DVD) and went to watch it in my bedroom. I started having seizures and freaking out about halfway in...or so I thought...I realized I wasn't actually having seizures because I started laughing hysterically at the thought of having seizures.
I was trying to watch my eyelids whenever I blinked. The more I tried to watch, the faster I blinked......
I was stoned for 2 days.
I ended up giving the other two brownies to my favorite bartender and my brother...both were big potheads and both said they'd never been so stoned in their life. They also only had half a brownie each and shared with their significant others. haha
Good stuff...
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