Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wayne R]

Yea sure, I did a motorcycle trip, 13000km, not sure what that works out into miles.

anyway, most of the time was spent in new mexico, arizona, utah and colorado

When we passed through missippi we were low on gas and in the middle of nowhere there was a gas station. Almost missed that it was there, so I had to turn aound and head back.

Stopped for gas and a huge afroamerican came outside and asked "where yous all from" we said montreal, he asked "wheres you all goin" whe said desitantion grand canyon.

The guy looks to his left, then looks to his right and started laughing, "yous all goin the wrong way"

I didn't have the heart to tell him we had turned around for gas. Let him have the good laugh and tell his friends over a couple beers...