Alkame Holdings Inc (ALKM)

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The Scarlet Letter

Guys, I just wanted to bring up something that we are all overlooking. ALKM is in trouble. Sure missing an “A” means nothing on the surface (unless your name is Hester Prynne), but the ramifications can be catastrophic. Without an “A” - ALKM is just LKM (which is Link Motion, a software company on the NYSE). Sure it starts with a missing vowel here and there, next it is the odd consonant, and maybe an inversion of a couple of letters in a word. Soon it moves to interposing the wrong version of “to” and “too”; “there” “their” and “they’re”; or “your” and “you’re ”. Then harder to spot missteps like “role” for “roll” “piece of mind” vs. “peace of mind” and “peaked my interest” vs “piqued my interest”. The list goes on and on. My point is, the missing “A” on the West Coast Co-Packer website clearly demonstrated that ALKM is going out of business. Come Friday next week, I will have the funding to relieve many of the burden of owning this stock at these peak prices. Please do not do anything silly like run the stock price up before then.