Ascent Solar Technologies Inc (ASTI)

[wellbri4]

Well, "showcasing the breadth of their capabilities..." didn't work last year and didn't work this go around.

Perhaps Vic needs to get a bit more creative.

"Hey power-bottoms, Kong here. I fired the fat guy so I won't have to borrow so much this year. I sold the space suit to Vandy for 300 bucks that will go straight to the bottom line. Our break room here at Ascent has been cleared out and lunch is now strictly fried chicken freshly prepared using our new product, the Ascent Solar Super Griller. It is a nice item to have and pairs nicely with our cooler. I am confident the worst is behind us and look forward to sharing more. What you have seen is only the tip of the iceberg. "

"Oh, and by the way I found a new strategic investor. The pawn shop over on Broadway agreed to take our inventory for a loan. He really believes in us. This loan will force me to issue a million shares to another investor, but that is it...I promise."

"Thank you for your continued confidence. Pweese invest again."

Regards,

Die Woot, Oh sheet I mean Kong.