As part of his deal with Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump readies plan to deport all elderly Americans collecting benefits from Medicare and Social Security to Syria
(Washington DC) - he massive influx of older Americans to the Middle East is expected to stabilize the region and help fund the rebuilding of Syria. While many younger Syrians are expected to remain in Europe, many will be lured home with lucrative new carer positions for retired Americans.
John Bolton told reporters that the relocation of elderly Americans will open strategically placed real estate close to employment centers allowing young American families to live close to work, eliminating long commutes which will turbocharge the American economy.
Putin is expecting the Republican Guard to send the ten thousand elderly Americans to Syria by this time next year. The move will save taxpayers Trillions of Dollars as healthcare and living costs in Syria are lower than they are in America. Older Americans will see their benefits adjusted allowing them to see a rise in their living standards coupled with lower costs for these burdensome entitlement programs.
It's expected a skeleton crew of older Americans including Donald Trump and Sen. Mitch McConnell will remain behind in America to supervise the transport. Jared Kushner expects the new Trump Tower in Aleppo will sell out quickly, "to those older Americans who want the best". The newest Trump Tower overlooks the new Fox Studios in downtown Aleppo.
We've run out of other people's Social Security taxes needed to subsidize our low income tax rates.
