Derf's Grotto

[NovoMira]

I've never bought on margin either. This is an excerpt from a post I read a couple of years ago....I had to save it as I thought it was hilarious. Describes my thoughts re the market...at times. :)

"I'm $12 dollars from a margin call and Monday is coming.
Margin sucks.

Why did I ever buy on margin anyways? Margin what a scam! Where are we going from here? I'll tell you where we are going. Straight down! My stocks always go down. I hate investing! Investing Sucks!

Why does this always happen to me? I never get profits. All I ever get is screwed. What a bunch of crap! This stock sucks! Soandso says its a dog. He made reference to "this puppy". Oh great I own another dog! Dogs suck!

We had a dog. He hated me . We had to take him to a vet to have him put out of his suffering. The vet offered my wife a 2 for 1 deal on me and the dog. What was that all about?
Damn dog died of natural causes by the time I talked my wife out of it. I hate dogs. Vets suck! My broker says don't worry this stock is not a dog. Just shorts and MM's screwing with the stock. This stock has leading technology he says. Nothing can go wrong. It's smooth sailing from here. Ha Ha Ha Ha!"