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Hillary Clinton goes on a "fact-finding" visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a massive heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $100".

The Americans accompanying her assemble in a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, in Jerusalem, and you would spend only $100?

The American spokesperson replies, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'